I hope you enjoy<3
& I follow everyone back(:

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."


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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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vanjalen:

CRYING

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taco-bell-rey:

If you listen closely you can actually hear Mariah Carey’s career being resurrected as Christmas nears


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fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand


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God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you.
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loltias:

loltias:

She Looks So Perfect Cover :D!

thank you for all the notes guy asdfghkl;. you are all super cool. <3

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lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*


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