when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
If you listen closely you can actually hear Mariah Carey’s career being resurrected as Christmas nears
Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand